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[unpunchman]

Josuke Higashikata
UN: Shineoncrazydiamond

STATUS: Grad student

ACCOLADES: Babysitter for a bunch of clueless wannabe experts

BIO: Just a wandering soul, looking for love and meaning in a weird world.

© TESSISAMESS

Comments

July 24th

[strings_theory]

Juuuust to make sure, anything I do here we're not telling the prick about, right? [Jolyne, no.]

[unpunchman]

I don't send him daily status reports or anything.

[strings_theory]

Cool, cool. So I fucked up my wrist earlier. It's fine now, but that was the weirdest fucking experience and I think there's a show about this type of shit.

[unpunchman]

Do you need me to Crazy Diamond it?

[Josuke asks this, but he's pretty sure Jolyne wouldn't bug him about just a strained wrist. There's something else going on here.]

[strings_theory]

Uh, you have any idea how seer shit works, instead? Kinda more pressing.

[unpunchman]

I'm not an expert but I know seers are generally pretty unreliable.

[strings_theory]

Shit. Know any way to stop them temporarily?

[unpunchman]

Beating them up a bunch usually works. Knowing the future doesn't do jack against a black eye.

[strings_theory]

Uhhh. Beating him up isn't really an option. Anything not violent?????

[unpunchman]

You're asking the wrong dude Jojo.

[strings_theory]

Goddamn, we all fucking suck. Thought maybe you learned some shit about that kinda shit. Guess not.

Fuck.

[unpunchman]

There's a LOT of weird shit out there. I don't have time to learn about ALL of it.

What's going on?

[strings_theory]

Uhhh. Unless you want detail, let's just say having a seer boyfriend is real bad if they space during a vision???? Also how I broke my wrist?????

[unpunchman]

Congrats on hooking up I guess???

[He wants details but he also doesn't WANT to want details oh god.]

[strings_theory]

S t o p. But kinda why I was asking, shit sucks.

[unpunchman]

Sorry. I ain't know shit about seers.

[strings_theory]

Uuuuuuuseless. But, ugh, I guess you should probably meet his stupid ass at some point anyway? Dude, I don't fucking know, maybe it'd be safer if I was there for that shit.

Because we all know what happens when an idiot makes a particular comment. And I don't trust him not to by himself.

[unpunchman]

Wow you're already at the Meet The Grand Uncle stage in the relationship? You're moving fast!

[strings_theory]

Oh my god, I fuckin' swear...

It's more to keep him from being a total fucking dumbass if he runs into you in the wild. I kind of like him still breathing and not beaten to a pulp, tbh.

[unpunchman]

You're making me sound like some kind of uncontrollable lunatic. I'll be perfectly polite as long as he doesn't piss me off.

[strings_theory]

That's the part I'm kind of dreading, because he's seriously a fucking dumbass that runs his mouth sometimes.

... Honestly, actually, you probably won't even understand if he runs his mouth. So nevermind, I think we might be good.

[unpunchman]

Just what kind of guy did you fall for Jolyne?

[strings_theory]

It's a long damn story? Does it look like anything ever goes according to plan around me?